Smart, funny, Jewish-themed gear

With this design we tip our Jewnion Label hat to the invaluable menschen of the world. At the bottom are listed the qualities that define a mensch: Upright, Honorable, Decent. The slogan up top and on the back of selected items directs “Be One!” because, well, you should!

This design salutes challah bakers and lovers everywhere. The slogan, “My heart is in the yeast,” is a punny homage to Yahuda Halevi’s beloved poem My Heart is in the East. Rise up!

A salute to handy Jewish women! The phrase “Repairing the world one light bulb at a time” references Tikkun Olam, the imperative to repair the world, winking at those for whom bulb changing is a big deal.

One potato, two potato, three potato, four, five potato, six potato, seven potato, oy! Let’s face it, Hanukkah just isn’t Hanukkah without latkes. This design features all of the key ingredients: potatoes, oil and onions. Up top is the slogan “Fried and True” while below is the Loyal Order of the Latke motto, “For the Grater Good.” It’s a miracle!

You nailed your Torah portion, recited your drash, and wrote all your thank you notes (well, two out of three ain’t bad). Mazel tov, you are officially a member of the International Association of the B’Nei Mitzvah, and we are so proud of you!